Well Someone Got a New Bottle of Viagra

There is a meeting I go to where I am the baby of the group. Everyone else is at least 20 years older than I am. Some of the people are married to each other, some are widows/widowers, some are married but come alone, and one couple is dating.

A couple of weeks ago when I went to one of our meetings, after dying my hair red again, the male partner of the dating couple really perked up when I entered the room. He suddenly sat up real tall, and he called me over to chit chat and kept touching my shoulder etc. Now this is not how he usually treats me, but I still didn't pay much attention because his children are my age.

Usually this man leaves the meetings with his girlfriend, but today she left and he stayed behind. I was straightening the room and he started helping me which was nice because there was a big party coming into the room after us.

We finished the room and walked out into the hallway where the man stopped in front of me and grabbed my shoulders and looked me up and down. He then told me "You aren't bad, not bad at all, I think we could have fun together." Well, I laughed that off, because I thought he was being funny.

I walked into another room because I was killing time until it was time to pick up the youngest and he followed me. He then told me that since everyone had left, and no one was due in the building for a while we could do it then. I still thought he was joking around, and responded laughingly with "I'm not into quickies." That is when he informed me that he liked "all night sessions." I laughed, but I started wondering why the man had really stayed behind and was he really joking with me.

He then told me that he thought we could have a good time, and that his girlfriend has shoulder issues which means she isn't very flexible. That is when I started getting really uncomfortable . I started moving around the room towards the door and making sure there are a few tables between us. I was also hoping he has bad knees or something and can't run.

I told him that I was pretty sure his girlfriend's shoulder issues would not prevent her from giving him a pretty good beating if she found out he was sleeping around and laughed really hard. I then said I had to get on my way.

He told me to "keep it in mind."

When I got home tonight I called and told a mutual acquaintance about what happened. She told me he has a thing for redheads.

I am seriously thinking about dying my hair black before I go to another meeting, unless someone knows an antidote for Viagra.