My 84 year old aunt sent this to me in an email. I had to laugh because I was looking at an online dating site when it came in. This might come in handy in the future, because I may well be 91 before I ever date again.
Maude and Claude, both 91,
lived in Naples, Florida.
They
met at the singles club meeting and discovered over
time
that they enjoyed each others company.
After several weeks of
meeting for coffee, Claude
asked Maude out for dinner
and much to his delight, she
accepted. They had a lovely
evening. they dined at the most
romantic restaurant in town.
despite his age, they ended up
at
his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a
natural course and age being no
inhibitor, Maude soon joined
Claude for a most enjoyable
roll
in the hay.
As
they were basking in the glow of the magic moments
they'd shared, each was lost
for a time in their own
thoughts.
Claude
was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin,
I'd
have
been gentler."
Maude was
thinking: "If I'd known he could
still
do
it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose!"
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